He goes from Zero to sixty in 3.5. One minute hes there, all calm cool and collected, rolling primary colored clay balls at "play school" (WTF ever play school is ) or munching on carrot sticks with Clemintine and Cleo then the next minutes he's crossing his arm with a snarl on his face. But there's always an overly patient grown up to tame him before he totally lose his shit.
Mommy and Daddy are another mystery . They only go by Mommy and Daddy, and they look like they could be brother and sister . When Calliou starts his shit , they look at each other with a half smile ... like it YOUR turn to deal with this little shit ! They always seem to give Calloiu his way, but in a sly, your not supposed to notice kind of a way. Like , its okay to give the little jerk his way as long as it comes in the form of a " teachable moment" .
The thing I honestly don't get the most about this show is that it is supposed to "educational" preschool show. What EXACTLY are they teaching kids ?! About the 4 primary colors ? About how to be friend... as long as that said friend plays EXACTLY how you want them to play? That Mommy and Daddy will NEVER, EVER show even slightest bit of frustration when you do EVERYTHING you can to test the limits of everyone around you ? That you can get whatever you want by standing there with a snarl on you face and your arms crossed ? Ahhhh what is this ?!
The thing I honestly don't get the most about this show is that it is supposed to "educational" preschool show. What EXACTLY are they teaching kids ?! About the 4 primary colors ? About how to be friend... as long as that said friend plays EXACTLY how you want them to play? That Mommy and Daddy will NEVER, EVER show even slightest bit of frustration when you do EVERYTHING you can to test the limits of everyone around you ? That you can get whatever you want by standing there with a snarl on you face and your arms crossed ? Ahhhh what is this ?!
The worst part of this show is like Preschool kid crack. Once I make the mistake of putting this crap on for my son after vowing NEVER AGIAN it is all he wants to watch. Calliou is all he wants to BE. He idolizes him, he wants to be him. He BECOMES him , and I have to threaten to cut him off if he sticks tomatoes down his shirt...uhhg. I swear , NO more but every morning he get in my face , hand me my phone and wants to me stream calliou onto our T.V . WHY? why HIM? Cant you anything BUT HIM? But... why fight a losing battle ... PBS knew exactly what they were doing they dreamed this spawn up. I can only wait it out until he gets to an age where he out grows this whiny bald headed punk they call Calliou. In the mean time I'll just continue to stream him at a hardly audible volume level and tell my son : If you want to hear what Calliou is saying you have to be REALLY quite and listen carefully so you can hear him ! ( oh God I'm sounding like Calliou's mommy now . HELP )
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ReplyDeleteSee you kids all watched him at an older age LOL so we all just sat back and laughed. They should put a high whine alert on that show LOL.
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